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"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."
'Quite frankly, these breathing strips were useless until they made them waterproof.'
George doesn't let his asthma get in the way of his playing the tuba in the school band.
'Do the particulates in the air seem extra large today?'
Bee with a bad snoring habit.
"Time to blow out the candles. Take a deep breath....Ok. Let's try something easier. Take a shallow, raspy breath."
'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'
Puffins using inhalers.
"Most men live lives of quiet respiration - Dr. Thoreau."
"Yes, sir, we do carry nasal strips...but I'm afraid they don't come in extra-extra large!"
Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.
"Seriously, honey, you need to see someone about your breathing problem!"
"You were snoring."
'Stop panting there's not enough air.'
'Look, if my snoring keeps you awake, say so!'
'It only hurts when I breath.'
"Remember 'It's not the coughing that carries you off - it's the coffin they carry you off in'!"
'Yomp! Do something about your snoring! You're keeping the whole office awake!'
'I'm worried about my breathing.'
'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'
'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'
'You have trouble breathing? Don't worry I can give you something to stop that...'
'Could you turn your snoring down? We're trying to have a party next door.'
Solving the Snoring Problem