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An inbred poodle.
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"This family seems to multiply every year."
"My friends warned me you were a different breed of cat."
"Let's swap some cats today."
Best in Heat.
"He's part bok choy."
The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.
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A man walks past a storefront for the "American Kennel Club" that has a sign in its windows that reads: "Some dogs allowed".
Tags:front window, front windows, display window, display windows, storefront, storefronts, sign, signs, signage, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, kennel club, kennel clubs, mutt, mutts, mixed breed, mixed breeds, breeding, breed, breeds, pedigree, pedigrees, lineage, purebred, purebreds, exclusive, exclusivity, show dog, show dogs, discrimination
'Well any Pal o' yours is a pal o' mine.'
'Don't call me mutt. I prefer the term 'hybrid.'
"If you don't mind, that's 'Jack Russell Terrier', not 'Jack Daniels Terrier'."
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"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."
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'Forget it dude. She's way out of your tank.'
'I wish you'd learn to put the lid on your petri dish, Harry! We came hear with four kids, and now it looks like we've got 20 million!'
'Here comes the pimp.'
'I think he's a cross between a Labrador, Retriever, a Poodle, and a chow because he retrieves his poo and chews it.'
Pet Shop Vacation
The creation of the duck billed platypus.
Reversibull: 'Well this is awkward.'
"Tell her your a guard dog. Yeah, a Rottweiler and that your single and neutered..." - Young Pups In A Chat Room.
"I'm weighing the risk of brain damage against a life of celibacy."
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"Don't tell Noah about the vasectomy."
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'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'
"He's worth quite a bit of money but it's all tied up in semen.''
"They reach their sexual peak at around two and a half but we don't reach our sexual peak till we're six."