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'In retrospect, maybe we should have spent a little more on R&D.'
'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'
Extra parts to confuse people.
'You're nothing without me and you know it.'
'Maybe his name is Sue?'
'Oy, this is gonna cost us.'
Hot Air and Cold Air Balloon Rides.
'Your Dad's a jerk.'
'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'
'It was a last-minute change, but a good one.'
'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'
'Excuse me, could everyone be quiet, I'm trying to talk on my cellphone.'
They were sad when they found out their Grandfather had died in an earthquake.
'One last time Mr Gallagher, 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas' is not, nor will it ever be, an acceptable legal precedent.'
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'The bad news is that we've detected an irregular heartbeat. The good news is that the rhythm is irresistible!'
Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'
'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'
'So the good news is the operation was a total success. Bad news. . . we were out of hooks.'
Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.
'I don't know Joe, maybe we;re using the wrong kind of glass?'
'It's a bird, it's a plane...it's superman! Oh brother, a bird and a plane aren't even close to the same size...I really need some new glasses.'
'Yes, I am 100% positive that I didn't order a medium pizza with extra mice and sparrows.'
'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'
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