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"I feel a draft."
"I suggest that we grab a bite first."
"It's the hottest since records began."
'Well I know it's still working! It's just not cooling the room as quickly as it used to!'
'You're nuts! It isn't any hotter than usual so quit brining up global warming!'
'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'
Devil warming his feet on the fire
'Tell me, tell me, what are my chances?'
"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."
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'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'
'We're experiencing a temporary fire outage. Is there an arsonist in the house?'
'Guns are fine,but you'll have to check all cell phones, pagers and laptops.'
'Dang...the thermostat is broken. It looks like it's going to be a cold day in Hell.'
"I'd like the fire and brimstone, but can I get the brimstone on the side?"
'Ok, granted, no one is entirely like their image that's portrayed in the media, but still...'
"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."
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"Happens every time he preaches a 'Fire & Brimstone' sermon."
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"Pastor Hellfire is recovering well, since he passed his brimstone."
'Is this a bad time?'
"It says we have to cut back on fossil fuels."
'Don't act so surprised. You're not the first politician down here.'
"To be honest it's kinda difficult to locate the source of the foul smell?"