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'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'
Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.
Apparently summer's going to start next month.
'I'd put those clocks and watches back now, if I were you!'
'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).
'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'
'Just remember we're not allowed to put any water in it.'
"Correction. It's not a zombie apocalypse. They're simply adjusting to daylight savings time."
'With daylight savings time starting this weekend, I now have to get up an hour earlier to crow.'
Summer - the temperature is higher and the days are longer.
"It's right now, but what happens when the clocks go forward?"
The last minute of Daylight Savings Time leaves the room.
"I thought they would be pleased that we stayed up to wish them a Happy Spring Forward Day."
'We only have a five minute window, everything has to be time to the last second.'
"Our proposal is to start each day with GMT to give light mornings, then switch to BST in the afternoon for the light evenings."
Animals and Daylight Savings Time...
Animals and Daylight Savings Time. . .
'Did you get a chance to change the clocks yet?'
'. . .My wife was wondering, this hosepipe ban, does it extent to support hose?'
Hosepipe Ban Loophole Found.
'Looks like someone forgot British Summer Time started today.'
The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'