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The IMPORTANT thing is that we only accept people who'll FIT IN!
'Right you'll have to down another six pints and then give him another kicking...'
School of Britishness...'You passed on the hopeless optimism for rubbish nationall sports teams but failed on keeping down your lunch after 17 pints of lager.'
Not An Exit
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Britishness Test: 'You passed on bigotry but failed on holding down your lunch after 17 pints of lager.'
Sports that the British excel at: Queuing.
'And in the next part of the ceremony you will swear allegiance to the Queen.'
1952-2012: 60 Glorious Years.
"If the Scots gain independence... will they still hate the English?"
'Shout louder Dear...he's a foreigner...'
Britishness classes - 'Swear, spit and misbehave in class.'
"Why are we British so obsessed ... with talking about the weather?"
"You've got the microwave, sauce and 15 minutes to make a traditional English Korma."
"Right, you've got 17 pints of lager and 30 minutes...get going."
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Britishness Test - Queue Here.
'...but this is what I wore for the 1977 Jubilee.'
"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."
'Your father's in a bad mood because migrants are more useful than he is.'
'Whats he saying about British Kippers Mabel? I don't like them, a nice piece of cod now you are talking.'
'Can't wait to get out of Europe George!'
Garlic Free Section.
"Here's me, sitting in my spanking new shed chatting to good old Len the lawnmower."
Nigel Farage as John Bull