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'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'
'We're going green? - You mean like BROCCOLI and stuff?'
"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."
"Broccoli? Sometimes, Bill, I don't like what you bring to the table."
"Broccoli, if I can't spell it I shouldn't have to eat it."
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"I wish he'd taketh away broccoli!"
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'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'
'Why don't we hide the broccoli instead of the eggs?'
Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.
"For crying out loud Bill, we're pieces of broccoli. Can you just sit down and vegetate for awhile?"
'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'
"Broccoli? It's not fair that I have to eat something I can't even spell."
He decided to use Immersion Therapy to confront his hatred of broccoli.
"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"
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"Can't I give him my broccoli? He likes carrots."
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'Offering fresh broccoli and cauliflower is a great idea, but it's created a thriving black market in fatty cheese sauce.'
'Mom...since when is ‘Broccoli Man' a superhero?'
"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime."
'The company health adviser told me how bad sugar is. That's why I drink my coffee with broccoli.'
"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."
'Does your son have to eat all that horrible broccoli?'
"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."
"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."
"If mashed potatoes are a comfort food, does that make broccoli an uncomfortable food?"