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'It's ok, I'm a florist'
'If this ever stops running, just smack it here a bunch of times and it should start right up.'
'My A/C is broken.'
The little infrastructure that couldn't
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Tags:slide, slides, sliding, slider, sliders, broke, broken, fool, fools, foolish, foolishness, stupid, stupidity, son, sons, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, disbelief, disbelieves, dumb, silly, idiot, idiots, idiotic, unbelieveable, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."
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'Bob, the 'check engine' light just came on,'
The Three Little Overextended Pigs
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"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."
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"This is our first recession together."
Tags:milestone, milestones, relationship milestone, relationship milestones, recession, recessions, free entertainment, free outing, free outings, economic crash, financial crash, the finacial crash, art gallery, art galleries, public art gallery, public art galleries, public places, uncultured, skint, broke, skinflint, skinflints
"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"
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'You missed a great chili dinner at the club, Henson. Oh, by the way, the hot tub is broken.'
'As of yet, no group has claimed responsibility.'
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"I'm going to lunch. Can I get you anything?"
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It's Time For You To Start Banking At The First National Artiste Savings & Loan.
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'I'm just saying, if our income is 'fixed', how come we're 'broke'?'
"Maybe we should just project a movie this year."
Tags:fireworks, firework display, firework displays, 4th july celebrations, celebrations, celebration, trump, trump brand, the trump organization, broken, don't work, dont work, broke, badly made, incompetence, incompetent, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, dangerous, danger
"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"
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"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."
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"It's Bad, we've reached the point where we can no longer afford an arsonist."
"We have just enough left over to regret everything I ever did."
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Invested pot of gold in the stock market.
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Scratch 'n dent pacemaker sale! 40% off!
"The baby is 114 days old...Very healthy...Turned completely upside-down..."
Things are usually pretty quiet aound here at night - But every once in a while, this nutjob shows up and makes a scene, Don't try to apprehend him yourself - Really cuckoo, that one,
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