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'It's ok, I'm a florist'
'My A/C is broken.'
'If this ever stops running, just smack it here a bunch of times and it should start right up.'
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"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."
Tags:mechanic, mechanics, repair, repairing, workshop, workshops, work shop, work shops, engineer, engineers, diagnose, diagnosis, problem, problems, broken, broke, car, cars, motor, motors, motorcars, motorcar, engine, engines, carburetor, understatement, obvious, clear, expert, technician, technicians, repairman, repairmen, clearly, obviously, jargon, garage, garages
'Bob, the 'check engine' light just came on,'
"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."
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The Three Little Overextended Pigs
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"This is our first recession together."
Tags:milestone, milestones, relationship milestone, relationship milestones, recession, recessions, free entertainment, free outing, free outings, economic crash, financial crash, the finacial crash, art gallery, art galleries, public art gallery, public art galleries, public places, uncultured, skint, broke, skinflint, skinflints
"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, moses, commandment, commandments, ten commandments, 10 commandments, decalogue, law, laws, rule, rules, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, sinning, broke, broken, breaking, more, replace, replacement, replacements, replacing, christianity, judaism
"I'm going to lunch. Can I get you anything?"
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, big boss, boss, bosses, management, upper management, corporate, corporation, corporations, decision, decisions, choice, choices, popular, popularity, chief, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, irony, ironic, ironically, lay off, lay offs, lay-off, lay-offs, firing spree, ignorance, ignorant, class, class divide, working world, office drone, office drones, modern life, market crash, recession, poverty, lunch, begging, beggar, beggars, class mesh, class meshing, panhandling, pan-handling, pan-handler, pan-handlers, office politics, poverty, hungry, broke, financial crash
'You missed a great chili dinner at the club, Henson. Oh, by the way, the hot tub is broken.'
Tags:hot tub, hot tubs, bubble, bubbles, bath, bathe, bathing, bathes, bathed, fart, farting, farted, farts, gas, gasses, chili, dinner, dinners, spicy, broken, broke, break, breaks, breaking, missed out, club, clubs, unattractive, jacuzzi, jacuzzis, relax, relaxing, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'As of yet, no group has claimed responsibility.'
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It's Time For You To Start Banking At The First National Artiste Savings & Loan.
Tags:artist, artists, artiste, artistes, starving artist, starving artists, loan, loans, bank loan, bank loans, broke, poverty, poor person, poor people, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, specialist, specialists, specialize, specializes, specializing, specialise, credit risk, credit risks, loan, loans, bank loan, bank loans, banking loan, banking loans, practical, practicality, needs, personal finances, personal finance
'I'm just saying, if our income is 'fixed', how come we're 'broke'?'
"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"
Tags:save up, saves up, saving up, save money, saves money, saving money, spender, spenders, spending, savings, savings account, saving accounts, want, wants, desire, desires, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, wastrel, wastrels, loser, losers, broke, spend money, spends money, spending money
"It's Bad, we've reached the point where we can no longer afford an arsonist."
Invested pot of gold in the stock market.
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"We have just enough left over to regret everything I ever did."
Tags:husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, finances, finance, salary, retirement, retired, retiring, bills, bill paying, pay bills, broke, no money, money, big spenders, poor, bank, banking, personal banking, personal spending, overspend, overspending, retirement fund
"The baby is 114 days old...Very healthy...Turned completely upside-down..."
Scratch 'n dent pacemaker sale! 40% off!
Things are usually pretty quiet aound here at night - But every once in a while, this nutjob shows up and makes a scene, Don't try to apprehend him yourself - Really cuckoo, that one,
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Tags:robot, knight, knights, robots, mechanical, medieval, medieval knight, knighthood, monarch, christan church, defence, defend, battle, protect, protection, history, historian, historians, monarchy, dead, death, dying, killed, kill, broke, broken, break, decapitate, decapitated, castle, cathedral, sword, swords, armour, armor, suit of armor, suit of armour
'If you're alive this time next week, you'll be living beyond your means.'
"She took the house, the money, the Mercedes, and the Rottweiler. Then she took a hammer and busted the still."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, ex, exes, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, house, houses, money, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, dog, dogs, animal, animals, pet, pets, rottweiler, rottweilers, custody, alimony, hammer, hammers, broken, broke, busted, still, stills, distilling, alcohol, alcoholic, drink, drinks