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'It's ok, I'm a florist'
'If this ever stops running, just smack it here a bunch of times and it should start right up.'
'My A/C is broken.'
A broken American heart
Tags:heart, hearts, love heart, love hearts, broken heart, broken hearts, broken hearted, american, american, us, united states, usa, stars and stripes, american flag, us flag, u.s. flag, us flags, u.s. flags, broken, torn apart, ripped apart, mending, mend, mends, fixing, fix, fixed, divided, divided america, divided nation, broken nation
Tags:slide, slides, sliding, slider, sliders, broke, broken, fool, fools, foolish, foolishness, stupid, stupidity, son, sons, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, disbelief, disbelieves, dumb, silly, idiot, idiots, idiotic, unbelieveable, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
The little infrastructure that couldn't
Tags:the little engine that could, children's stories, childrens stories, infrastructure, infrastructure underinvestment, underinvestment, lack of infrastructure, rail infrastructure, train tracks, couldn't, broken, broke, break, transportation network, transportation networks, public transport, public transit
"Do you have a sympathy card for the loss of a beloved electronic device?"
'Oh gosh! What a shame! Our 20 year old set of dishes smashed to bits! Well, time to get some new ones!'
"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."
Tags:mechanic, mechanics, repair, repairing, workshop, workshops, work shop, work shops, engineer, engineers, diagnose, diagnosis, problem, problems, broken, broke, car, cars, motor, motors, motorcars, motorcar, engine, engines, carburetor, understatement, obvious, clear, expert, technician, technicians, repairman, repairmen, clearly, obviously, jargon, garage, garages
'Bob, the 'check engine' light just came on,'
"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."
Tags:broken, broke, fix, fixed, fixing, sales, salesman, salesperson, fix-it, repair, repairs, repaired, repairman, repairmen, customer, customers, customer service, appliances, truthful, honest, honesty, honestly, rip-off, ripped-off, returned, returns, return, shop, shops, store, stores, maintenance
"You fix it by buying a new one."
Tags:tech support, technical support, it, information technology, i.t., i.t. support, it support, technician, technicians, technical help, techie, techies, modern life, modern technology, technology, computer, computers, smartphone, smartphones, smart phones, smart phones, laptop, laptops, tablet, tablets, broken, fix, repair, virus, viruses, computer virus, computer viruses, buy, buy a new one, product, products, customer service, service, helpdesk, help desk, helpdesks, help desks, geek, geeks, electronics, electronic devices
"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, moses, commandment, commandments, ten commandments, 10 commandments, decalogue, law, laws, rule, rules, sins, sinning, broke, broken, breaking, more, replace, replacement, replacements, replacing, christianity, judaism
'As of yet, no group has claimed responsibility.'
Tags:responsible, responsibility, break, breaks, breaking, broke, broken, breakage, breakages, smash, smashes, smashed, smashing, guilt, guilts, guilty, claim, claims, claimed, claiming, accident, accidents, accidental, accidentally, vase, vases, flower pot, flower pots, ornament, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'You missed a great chili dinner at the club, Henson. Oh, by the way, the hot tub is broken.'
Lizard running with football.
"Sorry, stock-market jitters."
Tags:piggy bank, piggy banks, child, children, kid, kids, son, sons, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, stock market, stock market crash, market crash, market jitters, stock market jitters, rushing the banks, rush the banks, smashed, smash, break, broken, break open
Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, walking and texting, cape, capes, cell, cell phone, phone, mobile, phones, mobiles, mobile phone, smart, smart phone, text, texting, walk, walking, walks, texts, building, damage, damages, damaging, break, breaks, breaking, broken, destroy, destroys, destroyed, destroying, office block
"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"
Tags:french horn, french horns, brass instrument, brass instruments, brass band, brass band, musical instrument, musical instruments, broken, brokens, music shop, music shops, instrument repair, instrument repairing, repair, repairing, repairs, musician, musicians, music, brass music, amateaur, amateaurs
Centipede with a broken leg
'He just snapped.'
Tags:humpty dumpty, egg, eggs, fall, wall, walls, smashed, shattered, broken, cracked, yolk, yolks, egg yolk, egg yolks, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, mother goose, children, child, kid, kids, childhood, the end of childhood, childhood's end, life lessons, death, dying, learning about death, reality, inside, end of innocence
'The broken leg may be new but I'm afraid the stupidity was a pre-existing condition.'
"Maybe we should just project a movie this year."
Tags:fireworks, firework display, firework displays, 4th july celebrations, celebrations, celebration, trump, trump brand, the trump organization, broken, don't work, dont work, broke, badly made, incompetence, incompetent, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, dangerous, danger