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"Good afternoon, Mister Absentee."
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"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."
Tags:handshake, handshakes, fist bump, fist bumps, fist bumping, bumping fists, greet, greets, greeting, culture clash, culture clashes, new job, new jobs, adjustment, adjustments, adjustment period, adjustment periods, settle in, settles in, settling in, broken arm, broken arms, broken hand, broken hands, broken bone, broken bones, career change, career changes, commiserate, commiserates, commiserating, culture shock, culture shocks, system shock, system shocks, socially awkward, social awkwardness
'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'
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"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."
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"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."
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'Sorry I'm late. Couldn't find a parking space so I crashed into the building.'
"Let me chase the squirrels from now on."
"Nowadays, Mr. Lambert, we practice preventive medicine. In laymen's terms, this means I don't do a damn thing until I talk to my lawyer."
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'There's nothing wrong with my arm - I wear it to get out of washing the dishes!'
"And thanks again, Greg. It was divine."
'It's really unlucky: It's the one I write with...'
Leg in a sling 'Are you sure this is the correct treatment for a broken leg?'
'Well, a quick yank didn't work, either. Let's get you some lower tack bandages.'
'Oh, yes. This will cost ya'.'
"Will I still be able to smash a violin?"
"And what damages are you suing for?"
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'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'
"No, I don't actually feel sorry for you, I'm just practicing active listening."
"You've broken your arm in one place... Eddie's dew drop inn."
Mike's nagging injury was almost too much to bear.
"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."
'Now don't go out if it's windy!'
"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you only makes you older."
'Don't talk to me about having an itch you can't scratch...'