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"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."
Tags:handshake, handshakes, fist bump, fist bumps, fist bumping, bumping fists, greet, greets, greeting, culture clash, culture clashes, new job, new jobs, adjustment, adjustments, adjustment period, adjustment periods, settle in, settles in, settling in, broken arm, broken arms, broken hand, broken hands, broken bone, broken bones, career change, career changes, commiserate, commiserates, commiserating, culture shock, culture shocks, system shock, system shocks, socially awkward, social awkwardness
'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'
Tags:american football, football, american football player, american football players, play, playing, played, plays, player, players, injury, injured, injuring, injuries, sports injury, sporting injury, the game ball, good news, broken leg, broken arm, broken arms, broken legs, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Let me chase the squirrels from now on."
'There's nothing wrong with my arm - I wear it to get out of washing the dishes!'
"And thanks again, Greg. It was divine."
'It's really unlucky: It's the one I write with...'
Leg in a sling 'Are you sure this is the correct treatment for a broken leg?'
'Well, a quick yank didn't work, either. Let's get you some lower tack bandages.'
'Well I'M willing to put this unfortunate incident behind us.'
'Oh, yes. This will cost ya'.'
"Will I still be able to smash a violin?"
"And what damages are you suing for?"
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'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'
"No, I don't actually feel sorry for you, I'm just practicing active listening."
"You've broken your arm in one place... Eddie's dew drop inn."
"I want you to pay your bill, but I refuse to do any arm twisting."
"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."
'Now don't go out if it's windy!'
"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you only makes you older."
"The good news is you DON'T have diphtheria, rotavirus, impetigo, endometriosis, hepatitis, osteoporosis, poliomyelitis, tetanus, tuberculosis or the zika virus."
Tags:diagnosis, diagnoses, medical diagnosis, medical diagnoses, zika, diphtheria, impetigo, rotavirus, endometriosis, hepatitus, osteoporosis, poliomyelitis, tetanus, hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, broken arm, broken arms, bright side, bright sides, optimist, optimists, silver lining, silver linings
'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'
'No, I will not add salt to this injury! And how the heck did you get in here?'
"You broke your arm in 2 places? Well I wouldn't visit either of them again!"
'Now don't go out if it's windy.'