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Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.
'So, for the next three months while your brain is healing, one of our neurology volunteers, Karl, will be helping you think.'
"I don't like the look of these. I better send them up to legal."
"It's a stress fracture."
...Compound fractures occur when a bone snaps like a twig and pokes right through the skin...
Tags:compound fracture, compound fractures, broken bone, broken bones, skiing, skiing holiday, skiing holidays, skiing vacation, skiing vacations, skier, skiers, ski lift, ski lifts, health and safety video, health and safety advise, extreme sport, extreme sports, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Just so you know, a broken wrist caused by punching your doctor in the eye is NOT covered by your insurance!'
'Cured? Well, I'll know more once the stitches are removed and the swelling goes down. But I'm fairly certain we've at least improved your defective golf swing.'
"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."
Tags:handshake, handshakes, fist bump, fist bumps, fist bumping, bumping fists, greet, greets, greeting, culture clash, culture clashes, new job, new jobs, adjustment, adjustments, adjustment period, adjustment periods, settle in, settles in, settling in, broken arm, broken arms, broken hand, broken hands, broken bone, broken bones, career change, career changes, commiserate, commiserates, commiserating, culture shock, culture shocks, system shock, system shocks, socially awkward, social awkwardness
Centipede with a broken leg
A marionette in a full body cast
'The broken leg may be new but I'm afraid the stupidity was a pre-existing condition.'
"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."
Tags:emergency room, accident and emergency, a&e, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, injury, injuries, accident, accidents, broken bone, broken bones, funny bone, clown, clowns, goof, goofball, goofs, goofballs, specialist, specialists
'Well, there don't seem to be any broken bones, ,,, Ha I've always wanted to say that,'
Tags:anatomy, anatomist, anatomists, snail, snails, slug, slugs, skeleton, skeletons, bone, bones, broken bone, broken bones, biology, biologist, biologists, football, footballer, footballers, american football, physiotherapy, physiotherapist, physiotherapists, medic, medics, injuries, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'
'You didn't have to kick the bucket that hard.'
"I never get sick."
Tags:arrogant, arrogance, brag, bragging, show off, showing off, boast, boasting, boastful, gloat, gloating, friends, friend, gathering, hangout, sick, sickness, virus, viruses, broken bones, hurt, ill, under the weather, unhealthy, old age, frail, infect, infection, infected, nausea, nauseous, sneeze, sneezing, cough, coughing
'As far as dancing goes, the doctor says you need to stay off my feet for 6-8 weeks.'
Tags:rollerskate, rollerskates, rollerskating, rollerblade, rollerblades, roller-blade, roller-blades, roller-skate, roller-skates, injury, injuries, sport injury, sports injury, sports injuries, sport injuries, broken leg, broken legs, broken bone, broken bones, traction, pulley, pulleys, hospital, hospitals, hospital bed, hospital beds
'I got twenty dollars for your motorbike, is that good?'
"Doctor! My husband says he thinks my funny bone is broken. Do I need to have it plastered?"
Ants stealing a man's toes from his leg cast.
"Is your injury sports-related?"
"This time, I'll ask them to write 'Not a Piñata' on it in bigger letters."
'I tried it at home...'