Broken Down Car Cartoons and Comics

'First of all, it didn't malfunction, it broke. Never waste a $20 word on a $2 car.'

"Perhaps I can help, gentlemen. I am a rocket scientist."

"He fainted, so whilst waiting for you I put him in the recovery position."

'It's not just a funny noise, ma'am, it's a very expensive funny noise.'

'Frankly I'm worried. The 'funny noise' has turned to whining and whimpering.'

'...not THAT old run-out-of-petrol trick!'