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The Humpty Syndrome: 'Hmm...Up until now, I never had the urge to sit on a wall...'
"Eventually, I'd like to see you able to put yourself back together."
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Two chefs play tennis with eggs
Health and Safety Humpty.
"Humpty! Get down from that wall! Haven't I told you that crack can kill?!"
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'Don't worry Mr Dumpty. We'll bring suit against all the King's men and all the King's horses for practicing medicine without a license.'
'Man, I can't catch a break.'
"I enjoy being a simple nursery rhyme character but my most satisfying work is as a metaphor for the stock market."
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Humpty Dumpty's Great Fall
"What do I do when I get to the top?"
'We may be good eggs, but we're not perfect. We all have a fallen nature.'
All the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't restore the paint on the royal vehicle again,
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'Sigh... We were so close...'
"Apparently doctor, he fell off a wall!"
Dog licking up Humpty Dumpty.
'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'
Beware of the ?
'I got thrown out of the supermarket. I squeezed the eggs to see if they were ripe.'
'Mr Dumpty, I'm taking you off walls and risky investments.'
'Nurse, I think their charts are backwards.'
'You've Got Mayo.'
Humpty Dumpty on Break.
Humpty Dumpty falls, medics bring egg carton.
Humpty Dumpty stuck back together again.