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I feel your pain. (Bus stops on man's foot).
'You were doing what to an elephant when it stepped on your foot?'
'I got my foot in the door...at a price!'
'He's a lot better! He's beginning to act like it was all my fault!'
'I can't believe you just stood there and let the glacier run over your foot!'
"Now stay off this foot for a few weeks please."
"We don't think you're cut out to be a 'foot in the door' salesman."
"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"
'His girlfriend wanted him to slow down the car, but he put his foot down.'
Man on crutches leaving courtroom: 'I got off on the wrong foot when I said the forklift ran over my right foot.'
'You know, Doctor, I mourn the imminent passing of our friend, the horse.'
'If it were me I would have used the remote and changed channels.'
'Suits you sir I believe some of our top footballers are wearing them'
"This is ridiculous. It was an accident."
"Well, as far as ballroom dancing goes, the podiatrist says I need to stay off her feet for six weeks."