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'Just relax! Vince is the best nose man in all of boxing. He'll have it back where it belongs in no time.'
'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'
Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.
"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"
"The airbag saved you."
"Well yes, technically, it's just a broken nose, but for me, it's a real handicap: I can't feed myself anymore..."
"His fifth comeback to the ring. . . and only his first fight!"
"Here's yer red nose - now give us a quid!"
'At least you've only got a broken nose... I've lost an eye!'
"I bet Alan Titchmarsh wouldn't have stood on that rake."
'Watch it, I'll give you a broken nose.'
'How did that happen to his nose?'
'What do you mean, you did it shaving?'
'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'
'Not you again.'
'I dink he boke by doze!' 'ENUNCIATE! 'I THINK he BROKE MY NOSE.'
'I did it at the skill centre'
There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.
'You see, a broken nose is a major handicap to me: I can't feed myself...'
The Unsportables: Boxing