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"At our wedding ceremony, you made certain false statements."
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'I thought you were' going to straighten up the closet? . . . Too late. I just did it. Once again, the potential of promises is mugged in the alley by the 3 stooges - shoulda, coulda, and woulda.'
"You youngsters give me your vote on Election Day and I guarantee this sunshine center will be hoppin' with babes 24/7."
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"It's true that I promised you my kingdom for a horse, but I've changed my mind."
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"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."
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'When I was hired here, they promised me a six figure salary. I guess they were counting the digits to the right of the decimal.'
"Last year you failed to bring me a new bicycle. This year, I want $250 for the bike and $50,000 in punitive damages."
"These are the benefits you were guaranteed when you joined this firm - and this is a match."
"As part of my recycling I'm reusing my resolutions from 2014, 5, 3 and 9."
"They no longer think Brexit will involve us getting £350 million a week, but we are getting a new stapler and some old copies of The Lancet!"
"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian."
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Cans, Bottles. Newspapers. New Year's Resolutions.
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'If you go back on your word, I'll put this whole conversation online.'
'Quality time, Gloria?'
'I was promised eight records, a book and a luxury and all there is a stupid satellite phone.'
"A statue was built in his honor because he actually delivered on his campaign promises."
"Oh, darling, we have three whole days and nights while she thinks I'm at Promise Keepers."
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'So have you broken any new year's resolutions yet, Burl?'
"I was checking to see how many promises the candidates will break, and my computer couldn't take it and blew up."
Corporate recycle: plastic/paper/empty promises.
"Oh...it's you again."
"He promised me the moon. He gave me Apollo 13."
"How do you measure a politician's productivity?"