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"I cashed in my swear jar."
White dot on TV screen, man says: 'There are two possibilities ? the TV is broken, or the media has finally disappeared up its own arse.'
'Can you fix it? Justice must be seen to be done!'
'Don't fiddle with it, Ronaldo, you'll only make it worse.'
'There we are, madam, and it's fully guatanteed until I step outside the front door.'
Fixing the TV.
'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''
'$47.50 to find out it wasn't plugged in!!'
'Edgar, I think there's something wrong with the television!'
'Hold it, their telly's on the blink too!'