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"There's no one to blame but myself. I wish I had a little brother."
"What do I think is an appropriate punishment? I think an appropriate punishment would be to make me live with my guilt."
"Your father's family brought that vase over on the Mayflower. You're lucky it wasn't new!"
"Mum used to have one piece of porcelain...now she has lots."
'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'
'That's a male-pattern bald-faced untruth.'
'Don't worry you won't have to buy a new one, Mum said it's irreplaceable!'
'Now we come to what it would have been worth'
'You're lucky you're too old to be grounded, Dad.'
"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."
Broken artefact in the museum