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"If you're not happy with the brokerage of with my service the commission checks will mean nothing to me."
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"I love the way you look like you're making money even though you're making no money at all."
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"Sometimes you eat the bear, Ellen. Sometimes the bear eats you."
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"Anthony Houserman, I've found, is a fairly reliable barometer of the market."
"My stockbroker, my real estate broker and my power broker … all losers!"
'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'
"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."
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'Oh no! Here comes our insurance guy! He's 3 minutes early for our appointment.'
"Oh, I'm really sorry. I just placed three million with some broker who called five minutes ago."
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'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'
'Are we watching business news or sports news?'
"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance."
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'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'
"I don't want stock options. I want you to pay your tab."
'We're expecting stocks to rally but we don't know which ones and when.'
"Here's the deal, Kim. I pick up eggs and butter, but no dry cleaning."
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Dow Jones' Greatest Hits
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"For God's sake, shape up! Is that the face of a power broker?"
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"IF you don't believe I don't have any money, speak to my broker."
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'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'
"How nice of you to call me out of the blue, young man. It so happens I have forty-five million just sitting in my piggy bank, and maybe having a broker wouldn't be such a bad idea."
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"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"
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'Three stars means the stock has been approved by Alan Greenspan, Ben Bernanke, and Janet Yellen.'
"Let's just hope they're not stock brokers."
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