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"We had it bronzed. It was his first tweet."
1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays.
'I'm just making some grilled cheese sandwiches for my co-workers and then you can start your tanning session, miss.'
'You're right. It's not a coffin. It's a tanning bed. He wanted to look good for the funeral.'
'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'
'Charlie was badly wounded in WWII, and a everyday hero to us, so we bronzed his chair!'
Bronze Age woman enters tanning salon.
'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'
'No, I don't want to be bronzed!'
'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'
"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"
"I tan easily."