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"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."
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'So much talent in the world, and not nearly enough roles for grandmas.'
"Come on, let's have kids. Next week you can pick a restaurant."
Hold-up at the sperm bank.
"It's not the captivity – I'm just not sure if I'm ready to have kids."
'My biological clock finally went off.'
'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'
"Don't worry, it's just my body clock."
Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.
'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'
Super Real Baby Doll.
'I want another baby for you to batter.'
'That isn't your biological clock ticking. I accidentally sewed my watch up inside you.'
'You do realise we're either going to have to get married, have children or take up a joint hobby.'
Sid's favourite hen was so broody, she tried to hatch out a meteorite.
'If I wanted to hear the patter of tiny feet, I'd put shoes on the cat!'
Family sitting on sofa.
Biological alarm clock!
'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'
'I'll take the special and please hurry. My internal clock is ticking.'
'You misheard. I said young men bring out the 'smothering' instinct in me.'
'I feel so bad -- my biological clock went off early and I threw it at the cat!'
'Fluffy's biological clock went off today.'
'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'
'Your biological clock is on daylight savings.'