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Slowly, almost imperceptibly, feelings of futility started to creep in,
Plane annoys penthouse apartment.
Tags:noise, noisy, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, passive aggressive, pass agg, quiet, quiet down, neighbor, neighbour, neighbors, neighbours, apartment, apartments, above, fly, flying, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, broom, brooms, hit roof, roof, roofs, noise pollution, signal, signals, indicate, indicates, message, messages, be quiet, botcwab, ceiling, ceilings
'My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle.'
"Keep it down up there!!"
'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'
'Of course, I sweep everything behind that door.'
My broom's in the shop.
Witch's child wants to ride mechanical broom.
Tags:witch, witches, halloween, holiday season, fright night, broom, brooms, ride, rides, children's ride, children's ride, childrens ride, childrens rides, witch's broom, witchs broom, child's ride, childs ride, shopping, shopping with children, obnoxious children, obnoxious child, needy child, needy children, bratty child, bratty children, brat, brats
When leaves of green turn red and gold and fall beneath the tree, when days are warn but nights turn chill, it's plain for all to see.
Witch riding a vacuum instead of a broom.
Witch uses remote key to find broom.
Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.
Witch Employee of the Month
'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'
Tax Man Deducts A Witch's Broom As A Travel Expense
Tags:tax, taxes, income taxes, income tax, income tax preparation, tax preparer, tax return, tax returns, tax deduction, tax deductions, travel expenses, witch, flying broomstick, halloween, tax preparer, self-assessment, self assessment, broom, wizard, wizards, witches, taxpayer, tax assessor, tax assessment, taxation
My other broom is a vacuum.
Don't text while flying.
"Hey, hon - they published my article."
Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.
Tags:witch, witches, wicca, wiccan, monster, monsters, halloween, myth, myths, mysticism, air bag, airbag, safety, transportation, travel, technology, vehicles, transport, broomstick, broom, brooms, flying, accidents, crash, crashing, crashes, transport, magic, magical, crash, crashed, safe, injury, prevention
"I'd better stay in and get some stuff done around the house. If I don't my wife can get pretty loud."
"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"
Tags:witch, witches, wizard, wizards, magic, cauldron, cauldrons, brew, brews, brewing, potion, potions, magic potion, magic potions, broom, brooms, broomstick, broomstick, flying broom, flying brooms, flying broomstick, flying broomsticks, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, errand, errands, chore, chores, running errands, food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, ingredients, running to the store, running to the shops, list, lists, grocery list, grocery lists, shopping list, shopping lists, halloween
Witches play at curling.
Cleaning the Horse
Tags:little fat ponies, little pony, little fat pony, little ponies, pony, ponies, horse, horses, riding lesson, riding lessons, equestrian, equestrians, stables, horse rider, horse riders, horse riding, horse ride, riding class, riding classes, riding school, riding schools, riding instructor, riding instructors, broom, brooms, mucking out, mucked out, muck out, broomstick, broomsticks, horse brush, horse brushes, brushing down, brushed down, thelwell
"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"