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'Oh, it's great. They're always finishing each other's sentences,they wear all the same clothes... course one of them's an idiot.'
"I knew you were always Mom's favorite!"
Tags:favorite, favorites, favourite, favourites, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, brother, brothers, sibling, siblings, rivalry, rivalries, lineup, lineups, police lineup, police lineups, witness, witnesses, brotherly, competition, competitions, perp, perps, favorite child, favorite children, favourite child, favourite children
"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."
Tags:phony, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, nag, nags, nagging, jewish mother, mom, mom, mother, mothers, parent, parents, disappointment, disappointments, passive aggressive, passive-aggressiveness, fake, fakes, faking, faker, fakers, brother, brothers, ne'er do well, compare, compares, comparison, success, successful, con man, con men, con artist, con artists, con, cons, confidence man, confidence men, expectations, high expectations
"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."
Tags:science kit, science kits, genius, geniuses, child prodigy, child prodigies, sisters, brother, brothers, chemist, chemists, chemistry, chemistry set, chemistry sets, test, tests, experiment, experiments, science experiment, science experiments, poison, poisons, poisoning, toxic, toxic gas, toxic gases, toxic gasses, carbon monoxide, accident, accidents, scold, scolds, scolding, manslaughter, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, mad scientist, mad scientists
Build-Your-Own-Robot Kit/Destroy-Your-Brother's-Robot Kit
"Don't do it! Please Brian, I'm begging you. Don't do it!"
"Two boys from legal to see you."
Tags:brother, brothers, sibling, siblings, work from home, working from home, home office, home offices, son, sons, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, daughter, daughters, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, mothering, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives
"Don't force me to invoke my rights pf primogeniture."
Tags:growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, upbringing, sibling, siblings, brother, brothers, old brother, older brothers, firstborn, firstborn child, primogeniture, oldest sibling, oldest child, oldest kids, video game, video games, taking advantage, abuse of privilege, inheritance, rights of primogeniture
'And now it's time for all-skate. Well, except for Sam.'
"I forgot. My brother Woolard is coming by."
Tags:visitor, visitors, guest, guests, house guest, house guests, unexpected guest, unexpected guests, brother, brothers, brother in law, brother in laws, brother-in-law, brother-in-laws, in law, in laws, in-law, in-laws, fright, frights, break in, break ins.break-in, break-ins, breaking and entering
"Generally speaking, the separation of Siamese twins is a difficult and hazardous operation. Your case is an exception, however, since you are only joined at the shoelace."
"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, sisters, brother, brothers, sibling, siblings, sibling rivalry, insult, insults, insulting, monster, monsters, monster under the bed, name calling, hurtful, annoying, rude
"This one looks hot. Their big advertiser pulled out."
Tags:tv, tv show, tv shows, tvs, television, televisions, television show, television shows, controversial, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, siblings, sibling, brother, brothers, sisters, advertiser, advertisers, advertising, ad, ads, marketing, commercial, commercials, controversy, scandal, scandals, scandalous
"This is the brother I told you guys about."
Tags:brother, brothers, big brother, big brothers, older brother, older brothers, little brother, little brothers, boasting, boast, boastful, proud, pride, back from the war, soldier, in uniform, uniformed, ww2 soldier, wwii soldier, world war two solider, world war 2 solider, ww2, wwii, word war ii, world war 2, world war two, vintage, 1940s, forties, wartime, children
"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."
Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.
Separated as children, the Wilson twins are unexpectedly reunited at a midtown restaurant.
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, patron, patrons, twin, twins, sibling, siblings, brother, brothers, long-lost, long lost, reunion, reunions, reunited, surprise, surprises, surprised, distracted, distraction, distractions, distracting, hungry, hunger, starving, family, families, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, separated at birth
"I'm not going to say any more, Francis. It's your face, and it was your mustache."
Tags:date, dates, dating, first date, first dates, blind date, blind dates, advice, friend, friends, reject, rejected, rejection, brother, brothers, mustache, mustaches, moustache, moustaches, facial hair, fashion, fashions, fashionable, out of style, out of fashion, style, styles, stylish, men, manbar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails
"I'm sure they're not targeting you personally."
'I brought my sister. Did you bring my frisbee?'
'The Grim Reaper's my brother. I'm death without dignity.'
'Clean up your room and stop telling your brother he's an app you downloaded to do the job.'
"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."
Tags:sibling, siblings, brother, brothers, sisters, brother and sister, brothers and sisters, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, blogging, blogger, bloggers, vlogging, vlogger, vloggers, vlog, blog, embarrass, embarrassing, embarrassed, humiliate, humiliating, humiliation, influencer, influencers, online influencer, online influencers, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, tough love
"I hope you kept the box it came in."
"The All-Star Game is just a fun way to decide which league will host the San Francisco Giants' next championship romp.*"