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'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'
A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.
"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."
"Do you feel like a beer?"
Happy Birthday (bees' nest pinata).
"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."
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Man about to be attacked by a bear.
"It could use some wasabi."
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"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"
"This can never work out. I'm a marsupial."
High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em
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'No no no - the narrator didn't say that, he said this...'
"...Dibs on the heated socks."
'. . .They're from the wrong side of the tracks.'
"It's not good enough to just grab the fish ... the judges want to see you do it without splashing."
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'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'
'A good question. Actually I got into business when some conservationists up in Canada tagged me with a tiny radio transmitter.'
"Switch the channel, dear, this show is scaring the bears."
'Well, let's head home, they've already left.'
List 4 types of bears: Grizzle, Brown, Polar, Chicago.
Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'getting back to nature', but careful what you wish for.
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"I'll sleep on it and decide first thing in six months."
"You can still win this! Try using your forehand like you would if you were catching salmon from the river!"
How to deal with a wild bear...
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