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Nothing worked. And when he tried to complain they just brushed him off.
"It's probably just somebody I slept with in the seventies."
"Hey, have you ever noticed that the letters in your phone number say 'hit-the-road'?"
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"When are we going for lunch?"
Snowmen in denial
"No, you can't have my number but don't worry, I've already got yours!"
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"Well, please look again, Operator. It's Fluffy-F-L-U-F-F-Y-and she lives in Larchmont."
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'You know, Charlene, I never believe it when a woman says she can't go out with me because's staying in to wash her hair, but your story has the ring of truth. Have fun washing your beret tonight.'
Why parallel lines never meet.
'Pinch me so I know i'm not dreaming!'
A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.
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'Hanking is a hard man to get to know.'
"I asked her if she wanted to go to dinner. She said yes and then she went to dinner."
"Aw, c'mon Sugar, don't be like that. Let's go someplace and horse around!"
"The short answer is no. The long answer is noooooooooooooo."
'I'm majoring in 'Business' with a minor in 'None Of Your Business.''
Greta realized there would be no second date when she received the hug of death.
Bad Medieval first dates.
'I had a lovely time and I'd love to see you again, here's my business card with my fake email, mobile and twitter.'
'Maybe I shouldn't have told her that in the battle of the sexes, I'm neutral.'
"Cynthia, are you giving me the brush off?"
'It's a small apartment. I'd invite you in, but there's only enough room for me.'
"Get away from me, you creep!".
"I'm a breast and leg man, myself!"
"I would take you up on your offer to have a glass of wine, but I've heard that it shouldn't be consumed with a depressant."
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