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Motivation for children to eat their vegetables.
'Son, it's time we told you. There are some people in this world who don't LIKE brussels sprouts...'
"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."
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"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"
An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men
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'How appropriate that at the end of this Olympic year we have consumed 250 Brussels Sprouts. A New World Record!'
The Homework and Brussels Sprouts Protests: '...Ever notice how there's never a cop with pepper spray around when you really want one?'
The Homework and Brussels Sprouts Protests: 'Hey-hey, ho-ho...the scourge of homework has to go!! And brussel sprouts, too...I need a bigger bullhorn.'
Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'
"Can I interest you in a sample of our brussel sprouts?"
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'No one really talks about Walt's other theme park anymore.'
'If God had meant for me to eat Brussels sprouts, He would've put me in Belgium.'
'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'
'Trust me, kids. Everything tastes better at the ballpark.'
'I never used to like brussels sprouts, but they're growing on me!'
'Oh, come on, Mr. Edwards...the Brussels sprouts aren't THAT bad.'
'Do they have sprouts in heaven, Miss?'
'Ughhh ... I hate these natural flavors.'
'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'
'Can't he just sit with me until all the sprouts are gone?'
"But how do you know my sprouts aren't contaminated with novichok?"
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I love Sprouts
"Dad - there's some people at the door from 'The Sprout Defence League...?'"