Brutally Honest Cartoons and Comics

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"The chef suggests you help him unload last week's salmon."

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

"Remember, son. Everything happens for a reason. Or because someone messed up real bad."

"Sorry I'm late. I didn't leave on time."

Spark Notes Wedding Vows

"We rarely watch television. Most of our free time is devoted to sex."

"Frankly, Mr. Arnold. I'm sick and tired of hearing about your pet turtle."

"Would you like to come back to my place and face some uncomfortable truths?"

"Oh, it's not depression. It's a charmingly accurate worldview."

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

This won't fix everything.

'May I be brutally honest for a moment?'

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

Casting Director

"It's the best work you've ever done. Still pretty awful."