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"You're a lot easier to live with once your antlers fall off."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, mate, mates, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, deer, buck, bucks, stag, stags, antler, antlers, spring, springtime, mating season, biology, science, hard to live with, testosterone, shedding
'Not tonight, Deer, I have a headache.'
"And that's how ya clean a deer!"
Tags:show, show and tell, deer, deer hunt, deer hunting, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, poach, poaching, poacher, poachers, poached, gun, guns, rifle, buck, big game, game, game hunting, school, schools, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergarteners, carcass, vegetarian, trauma, traumatise, traumatised, shock, shocked, shock value, surprise, lost innocence, toxic masculinity
'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'
Tags:horse, horses, bronco, broncos, bucking bronco, bucking broncos, dancing bronco, dancing broncos, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, hang on, hangs on, hanging on, hung on, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, record, records, historical, buck, bucks, bucking, bucked, shake, shakes, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Deer Hunter and his trophies.
'That'll be 10 bucks please.'
"While I'm not against the concept of a corporate mascot, per se, Harmon, I feel an enormous green stag named Mega-buck is wrong for us.
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, mascot, mascots, company mascot, company mascots, corporate mascot, corporate mascots, idea, ideas, proposal, proposals, animal, animals, deer, stag, stags, buck, bucks, name, names, naming, pun, puns, word play, wordplay, play on words, dumb idea, dumb ideas, wrong, bad idea, bad ideas, money
"Once you've been caught in the headlights life seems somehow inexorably changed."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, deer, buck, bucks, stag, stags, doe, does, near death experience, near-death experience, near death experiences, near-death experiences, life-changing experience, life-changing experiences, life changing experience, life changing experiences, life changing, life-changing, deer in the headlights, headlights, close-call, close-calls, close call, close calls, philosophical, expression, expressions
'Are you kidding? I haven't seen any big bucks since I quit my union job.'
"You got this."
Tags:trap, traps, road, roads, highway, highways, roadkill, road kill, accident, deer strike, deer, buck, bucks, stag, stags, road hunt, grim, grim reaper, death, died, die, dead, convince, not convinced, car, cars, traffic, truck, trucks, trucking, trucker, it's a trap, fate, cruel fate, nature, natural, natural selection
"It's not you—it's natural selection."
Tags:natural selection, breakup, breakups, split up, splits up, splitting up, breaking up, break up, break ups, deer, buck, bucks, evolution, evolve, evolves, evolving, natural world, survival of the fittest, ex, exes, ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, heartbreak, heartbroken, it's not you, breakup speech, breakup speeches, cliche, cliches, cliched, hunter, hunters, hunting, deer hunter, deer hunters, deer hunting, excuse, excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses
'True, there won't be any more hunters hiding in the trees, but I'm starting to think our plan was a little shortsighted!'
'Are you sure we cross here? It's just a picture of a deer.'
'The buck stops here.'
"Same old, same old - Les took an arrow in the kidney, the kids all have Lyme disease, and Emily was nailed by an S.U.V."
Tags:deer, catch-up, catch-ups, catching up, gossip, gossips, gossiping, drama, family drama, family, families, extended family, lyme disease, tick, ticks, deer tick, deer ticks, problem, problems, everyday problems, mundane, mundanity, mundanities, small talk, hunt, hunts, hunter, hunters, hunting, crash, crashes, crashing, buck, bucks
'You seem upset. Is it because I took down our wedding photo, and replaced it with a photo of a buck I got last week.'
'I've got a part-time job.'
"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."
'And the attached headlights are sure to grab any buck's attention.'
"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."
Tags:taxidermy, stuff, stuffed, stuffing, stuffed head, mounted, mounted head, hunting, hunter, hunted, hunters, trophy, trophies, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, deer, deers, buck, buck deer, body, bodies, body horror, head, heads, surreal, logic, logical, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, stop drinking, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunken, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals
'The buck gets lost here'.
cowboy falls off horse and cries 'yee-haaarrrggghhh!!!'
"You wanted to see me?"