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'Psst! I just realised something... I'm hella bored.'
"My right nipple is cold."
"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"
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"You'd think they'd be more zen about bling."
"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."
"Nothing happens next. This is it."
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'Make me one with everything.'
'I'd really appreciate it if you'd refrain from shouting 'KA-CHING!!!' every time you become one with the universe.'
"You can't handle the meaning of life!"
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"You don't have any time? Try fitting Taoist sex into your schedule."
"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"
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"Of course, that's just my opinion. Richard Gere's views may be somewhat different."
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Buddhist holds a sign reading 'The End is Insight.'
"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."
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Busy thoughts of people at a silent retreat.
'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'
"Tell me the truth—have I ever made tea come out of your nose?"
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"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"
"My mind is especially empty today."
"We don't have a time-out chair in our Classroom Community, that's our mindfulness chair."
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"My Zen garden has been a total nightmare."
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"Enough yin. More yang."
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