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"You think the food is bad, wait till you hear the pilot's jokes."
"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"
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"No wonder we could get tickets."
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"Passengers, please note there are no aisles on this flight."
'He must be going economy!'
"You thought we would offer lower fares? How insensitive."
'The advertised very low off-peak rate is for February 29th only.'
"... and after depositing $10, a mask like this will drop from the dispenser..."
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"May I sit by the window?"
Airliner passenger sees mechanic reading book on how to repair the engines.
"Stupid discount airfares!"
"We should have read the fine print more carefully before buying these cheap airfares."
'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'
"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"
"The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.89 if you want to take them inside the plane!"
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"It's always a difficult time of year for her...She's tortured trying to reconcile her environmental principles...with booking a cheap flight to Turkey."
What did you expect in economy class?
'That's 59p for the flight will you be needing the £345 'access to the toilet' option?'
'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'
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