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"No wonder we could get tickets."
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"Passengers, please note there are no aisles on this flight."
'He must be going economy!'
"You thought we would offer lower fares? How insensitive."
'The advertised very low off-peak rate is for February 29th only.'
Airliner passenger sees mechanic reading book on how to repair the engines.
"Stupid discount airfares!"
"We should have read the fine print more carefully before buying these cheap airfares."
'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'
"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"
"The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.89 if you want to take them inside the plane!"
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"It's always a difficult time of year for her...She's tortured trying to reconcile her environmental principles...with booking a cheap flight to Turkey."
What did you expect in economy class?
'That's 59p for the flight will you be needing the £345 'access to the toilet' option?'
'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'
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'It's the last time I fly with a no-frills airline!'
"At these prices, what do you expect?"
'Wait, what's that on runway one?...Ok I got it, just another one of those budget carriers.'
"Welcome to the Budget Flight. There's no meal, no beverage and I'm charging you just to pay attention."
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"Typical! You see a cattle truck with rotor blades. I see a budget airline!"
"Ladies and gentlemen: because of a few small financial reverses, we'll be flying 'belly up' today."