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'No. . . this isn't the fiscal cliff.'
'Incredibly, my research shows that the universe is expanding at precisely the same rate as the US budget deficit.'
An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.
Debt ceiling again.
'But I know what cards you have.'
'Honestly, he doesn't look anything like me! What do you think mini-me..er, um...I mean stranger, that I don't know from Adam?'
'Aw, Jeez. It's Obama's sequester spokesman.'
Debt Addiction: 12 hundred step program - 'We have a problem, but it's manageable...'
Deficit Posturing on the Fiscal Cliff.
Fully Automatic Weapon.
'I'm on top of this. He admitted I'm over a barrel...'
'Oh my gosh, I never even knew that there was an award for 'worst drama'! Thank you! Thank you!'
Don't Do Jack and the Beanstalk.
'Now we're in Limbo.'
'Pop the hood. I think your inverted Republican fiscal flux capacitor is slowing you down.'
'They're just practicing.'
'We ran into the cliff.'
'Seems the only thing that works over thirty years is to starve you to death now.'
'Then we agree. You don't want to negotiate with yourself. And I don't want to negotiate with yourself either.'
The Book of Sequester.
Obama line in the sand and the GOP line in the sand.
'I'm working on it!'
'He miscalculated when he wrote legislation that said he'd either have to behave like an adult or appear in public like this.'
'Return with me now to the dark place that makes you shiver...'