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'Here's your rock...you'll find your hard place over there!'
'Incredibly, my research shows that the universe is expanding at precisely the same rate as the US budget deficit.'
I want to be an accountant for the government.
'The government announced that to reduce the budget deficit, it will move the decimal two points to the left.'
Do you know what it means when all your financial statements are in red ink?' 'That it's time to change the printer cartridge?'
'Don't worry, the money we're throwing at the economy is not US taxpayer money. It's borrowed money.'
'She just said her first words...What an enormous budget deficit.'
Wow, the books of a corrupt corporation. I am in heaven.
'Ho do we know this won't lead to budget deficits and subprime mortgages?'
Rolling Over a Pension.
'We have to make massive cuts so we can reduce debt.... which will cut into growth which is needed so we can make massive cuts...'
"These are difficult times and we have to subtly introduce cut-backs in the company."
'Sorry - no budget for anaesthetic.'
"To describe the NHS budget deficit as a 'black hole' is inaccurate and simplistic...I think a 'yawning black chasm stretching deep into the molten bowels of the Earth' would be more appropriate..."
'Since it's falling on me to help pay off the budget deficits when I grow up, I think you need to increase my allowance, Dad!'
'What did you do - tell him the amount of his share of the national debt?'
'. . . What if we sell Britain as an offshore platform to the EU and lease it back from them?'
'...Oh! THAT three trillion...?!'
"My rule of thumb is, when endorsing tax breaks, I make sure they're tax breaks for me."
'It's about time they did something about the budget deficit.'
HOUSE APPROPRIATIONS COMMITTEE, 'The White House needs $765 billion -- we'll explain later.'
It's 10 pm. Do you know where your tax loopholes are?
'Hit me again!'