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"Passengers, please note there are no aisles on this flight."
"May I sit by the window?"
"The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.89 if you want to take them inside the plane!"
'That's 59p for the flight will you be needing the £345 'access to the toilet' option?'
"Welcome to the Budget Flight. There's no meal, no beverage and I'm charging you just to pay attention."
'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'
'I wouldn't say we fly CLOSE to the Sun -- we fly to the Moon and you get a shuttle bus from there.'
"Check the itinerary again Sharon, this doesn't look like Margate to me!!"
"Next year remind me to check if landing is included in the late deals package..."
"Would you like to pay more to switch your seat or would you like to keep the one next to the teething child and the five-year-old with diarrhoea."
"Your ticket was $340, but the flight is extra."