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'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'
The Three Little Overextended Pigs
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Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.
With the cost of a college education averaging $40,000 a year, many students are opting for one of the many new budget colleges.
'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'
'Top brass want us to be more disciplined about how we handle money...how much have we got left?' - 'About two and a half draws full!'
'Due to budget cuts, our school is not distributing report cards. They are available online for download. Luckily, I'm the only one in my family that is computer literate, not that I'll make changes or anything...'
'Ladies and gentlemen, I must warn you that when I come to hammer out the budget details, I do not fool around.'
'We're calling it... 'World war zit!''
'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'
"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"
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'You know what a tightwad Howie was. He was thrilled when he found out he could save 60 percent on a cemetery plot if he was buried vertically.'
'I'm always living within my means. I just cannot seem to break out.'
'I thought I had the whole darn budget balanced, and then I remembered postage and handling.'
'Sure, I know diamonds are a girl's best friend. But couldn't cubic zirconia be a really acquaintance?'
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'We've got full-scale flying carpets, hovering area rugs, or in your price range, a single-owner leg-powered bath mat.'
"You know how I promised to balance the budget no matter what?"
'It's turned out well. Just a pity it went so woefully overbudget.'
Desperate Councils resort to bizarre methods to raise funds.
'Here's an update on the U.S. budget deficit... there are 12 -- not 11 -- zeroes in a trillion.'
Results of Post Office cuts.
'Yes, it is a one way mirror... but a cheap one.'
'No raise, but we can make your desk and chair one-inch taller.'