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The Man Who Exposed Himself
"The good news is that I've got all the figures...the bad news is that I'm not sure what order I'm meant to put them in!"
'We're out of money for bailouts. We recommend that you just file for non-profit status.'
Bob didn't have much disposable income. But somehow he still managed to throw away a little each week.
"I've been selected to pay another electricity bill."
Things you seldom see: "She's absolutely right, these targets are complete nonsense. "I'll go and get the shredder."
Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.
"The mortgage payments on our new hideout should be somewhat alleviated by our upcoming schedule of bank robberies."
'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'
'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'
'Now what we have to remember is this is a game of four quarters.'
'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'
'I got where I am by economizing wherever possible. For example, I still make and receive my phone calls at the luncheonette downstairs.'
'Why pay big bucks for a DJ or band for our wedding reception, when Erwin here will play his favurite polka hits on his accordian for some beer?'
'Stop when you get to $62.50!'
'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...