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The Free Range Finch
"They do very well in a talk show format."
Tags:parrot, parrots, budgie, budgies, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, bird, birds, bird owner, bird owners, chat show, chat shows, chat-show, chat-shows, talk show, talk shows, talk-show, talk-shows, late night tv, late night television, format, formats, tv format, tv formats, television format, television formats
A bird looks at itself in the mirror with binoculars.
"I put the bird to bed - let's party."
Tags:married life, married couple, love life, love-life, party, parties, husband, husbands, wife, wives, bird, birds, birdcage, birdcages, bird cage, bird cages, bird-cage, bird-cages, parrot, parrots, budgie, budgies, bedtime, bedtimes, bedtime ritual, bedtime rituals, parenthood, parenting, parent, parents
"If I were to tell you something, would you promise not to repeat it?"
"My pets found out they were adopted."
Tags:adoption, adoptions, adopted, adopting, pet, pets, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, goldfish, budgie, budgies, goldfishes, cat, cats, dog, dogs, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysts, psychoanalysis, insecurity, insecurities, self esteem, self-esteem, trauma, traumas, mental health, mental state
"Oh! He must be sick."
A robot keeps a drone in a cage as a pet.
"It's a symbiotic relationship. I feed him seeds and berries, and he pecks out the eyes of my enemies."
Tags:bird, birds, symbiotic relationship, symbiotic relationships, symbiosis, symbiotic, seed, seeds, berry, berries, enemy, enemies, businessmen, businessman, budgie, budgies, pet, pets, pet bird, pet birds, bird owner, bird owners, team, teamwork, team-work, teams, partnership, partnerships, partner, partners
"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."
'He's got nothing left kid, this is your round.'
Tags:parrot, parrots, budgie, budgies, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, genius, geniuses, sheet music, composer, composers, songbird, songbirds, song bird, song birds, caged bird, caged birds, revenge, get revenge, getting revenge, musician, musicians
'I read my newspaper online.'
"I'd like to grow my own budgies."
Tags:budgie, budgies, budgie seed, parakeet, parakeets, birdseed, bird seed, bird feed, pet store, pet stores, pet shop, pet shops, pet supplies, bird food, grow, grows, growing, seed, seeds, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, pet owner, pet owners, bird owner, bird owners
Murder in Apartment 6-K
Tags:murder, murders, mitzi pomerantz, murder mystery, murder mysteries, revenge, vengeance, careless, carelessness, pet sitter, pet sitters, pet sitting, bird, birds, budgie, budgies, parakeet, parakeets, neglect, neglected, get back, getting back, shame, shames, shaming, public shaming, public shamings, writer, writers, novelist, novelists, petty revenge, murder mystery, murder mysteries, author, authors
'It seemed like a good idea at the time.'
"I was reading that."
Tags:reading, read, reader, readers, newspaper, newspapers, bird, birds, budgie, budgies, parrot, parrots, pet bird, pet birds, birdcage, birdcages, birdcage lining, birdcage linings, bird dropping, bird droppings, bird poop, bird poops, nuisance, nuisances, interrupted, cage, cages, cage lining, cage linings, bird cage lining, bird cage linings
'How many times must I tell you? - Don't feed my vitamin pills to the bird!'
"It's a G.P.S. tracker. Apparently, I'm considered a 'flight risk'."
'I'd say your bird is perfectly healthy.'
Ban budgie smugglers
Tags:budgie, budgies, parakeet, parakeets, budgerigars, birds, smugglers, smuggling, swimming suit, swimming suits, budgie smuggler, budgie smugglers, summer wear, summerwear, protest, protests, bathing suit, bathing suits, budgerigar, bird, swimwear, swimwears, smuggler, bathers, togs, animal, animal rights, beach, summer, australia, protest
'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'
"I heard there's going to be an increase in minimum cage."
"I'm hoping to be out on parole soon."