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"I love the convenience, but the roaming charges are killing me."
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"Bad news, Mitchelson. We're downsizing."
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Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.
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At last, the movie goers were finally settled and relaxed. However, seconds later, Larry would realize the error of sitting between spooked buffalo and the exit door.
Before the coming of the white man and his improvident ways, when the great herds stretched across the plains as far as the eye could see, our people were always careful to let nothing go to waste.
'What are we running for? For me it's cancer research this year.'
'Wow! Look at the roaming charges on our cell phone bill!'
'There is indeed a strong correlation between the arrival of white men and the decrease in buffalo population...'
Early Identity Theft
"One discouraging word and we stampede."
"How'd they get up here? Hard to say, ma'am. Bison are great climbers, and they can squeeze through an opening the size of a pencil eraser."
"I've tracked the herd's roaming over the past twelve months: no kidding we're roaming alright!"
"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"
'I don't know why they call it the "Wild West"! It's more like the "Boring West" for us right?'
Mini Zoo: Minor Nighthawk, Pygmy Buffalo, Dwarf Chameleon.
'Sir, it appears that most of these phone charges are for roaming.'
"Good thing you hired me: That's not one of us crawling towards you, that's an Indian in disguise..."
'Wait a minute! You were chasing me? I'm sorry, but I remember it a little differently.'
'They call us beefalo. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what they have in mind for us.'
'I should never have mentioned it on facebook.'
'happy gnu year.'
"They say they won't deliver the pizzas if we're just roaming the plains: They need a fixed address..."
"Relax guys, they're wearing war-paints, not hunting paints..."
"I know it's not good news for us, but boy, their "Buffalo Dance" is so cool..."