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'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'
"If somebody's listening to this conversation, I need a job."
"I said, 'You're starting to get on my nerves'!"
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"I'd just like to know how these crazy rumors get started."
'What makes you think our office is bugged?'
'Sir, that salesman who's so persistent is on lines 1, 2 and 3.'
'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'
'Tim, the idea we would bug reporter's phones and listen to their private calls is preposterous. Incidentally, how was your wife's bunion surgery? And are Timmy Jr's grades improving.'
"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."
'When you said we were planting a bug, this isn't what I thought you had in mind."
"It's the NSA. They'd like you to put on some pants."
'... Bailey, squashed. Monroe, legs ripped off. Gutierrez,squashed. Sengelmann, squashed. Binegar, legs ripped off...'
'The tent caterpillars are just awefull this year.'
'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'
At last, the Murdochs found a way to picnic without the constant annoyance of ants.
'They just sort of squirm up and down the field. But, hey, at this age, you can't expect the little maggots to fully understand the game of soccer.'
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'Can't fly in this heat, tell the President to just keep reading people's emails and listening to their phone calls...'
'I now pronounce you husband and wife. Let the nagging begin.'
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'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'
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NSA is coming to town.
'Do you work for Rupert Murdoch, too?'
'I don't believe in the CIA!'
'Shhh - this place might be bugged.'
Reporter #1: telephone wire.