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Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.
Tags:ski, skiing, skier, skiers, skis, skied, snow, snows, snowing, snowed, snow, snow sport, snow sports, winter sport, winter sports, snowboard, snowboarding, snowboards, snowboarder, snowboarders, ski lift, ski lifts, ski lifting, bug, bugs, bugging, pest, pests, cockroach, cockroachesin the bleachers
"The thing I love the most is obeying the law. If anyone recording is this, they should know that I love obeying the law."
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'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'
"If somebody's listening to this conversation, I need a job."
"I said, 'You're starting to get on my nerves'!"
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'Sir, that salesman who's so persistent is on lines 1, 2 and 3.'
'I spy with my little intelligence gathering app...'
'Tim, the idea we would bug reporter's phones and listen to their private calls is preposterous. Incidentally, how was your wife's bunion surgery? And are Timmy Jr's grades improving.'
"Watch yourself--we're under surveillance."
Tags:children, child, playing, play, playtime, playdate, playdates, siblings, sibling, brothers, brother, sisters, modern parenting, modern parents, parenting, surveillance, security monitor, security monitors, baby monitor, baby monitors, privacy, private, being watched, eavesdropping, eavesdrop, big brother, big brother is watching, warning, warnings, modern childhood, modern children, digital surveillance, spycam, spycams, spy cam, spy cams, bug, bugging, wiretap, wiretapping, wiretaps
'When you said we were planting a bug, this isn't what I thought you had in mind."
"It's the NSA. They'd like you to put on some pants."
'Technically it's a touchdown.'
At last, the Murdochs found a way to picnic without the constant annoyance of ants.
'... Bailey, squashed. Monroe, legs ripped off. Gutierrez,squashed. Sengelmann, squashed. Binegar, legs ripped off...'
'They just sort of squirm up and down the field. But, hey, at this age, you can't expect the little maggots to fully understand the game of soccer.'
Tags:fly, flies, maggot, maggots, pest, pests, pesting, pester, bug, bugs, bugging, bugged, insect, insects, soccer, soccer ball, soccer balls, soccer player, soccer players, football, footballs, footballer, footballers, play, playing, plays, played, player, players, game, games, gaming, in the bleachers
'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'
'The tent caterpillars are just awefull this year.'
'He held onto it! ... Nice catch, Wayne!'
'Never, Ever...swat at a fly unless you know for sure it's a fly.'
'Can't fly in this heat, tell the President to just keep reading people's emails and listening to their phone calls...'
'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'
Tags:pig, pigs, swine, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, eaten, ate, slurp, slurps, slurping, slurped, noise, noises, noisy, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, annoyance, annoyances, bug, bugs, bugging, bugged, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, frustrated, trough, troughs, farm, farms, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I now pronounce you husband and wife. Let the nagging begin.'
Tags:husband, husbands, wife, wives, priest, priests, vicar, vicars, groom, grooms, bride, brides, wed, weds, wedding, weddings, marry, marries, marriage, marriages, nag, nags, nagging, nagged, nagger, naggers, forewarn, forewarns, forewarning, forewarnings, bug, bugs, bugging, bugged, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
NSA is coming to town.
'Do you work for Rupert Murdoch, too?'