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'I can change him!'
'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'
'I'm not gonna lie to you. . . They all seem geometrically identical to me.'
'I told you he had high blood pressure!'
"Look! I still fit into my old caterpillar skin."
"Today's objective is the genetically modified corn in this quadrant!"
Tags:bug, bugs, pest, pests, beetle, beetles, sap beetle, sap beetles, harvest, harvests, crop, crops, corn, corn crop, corn crops, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, plan of attack, strategy, organized attack, organised attack, wildlife, pesticide, pesticides, infestation, farmer, farmers, farming
"We had a great summer! Seven hundred and fifty thousand of us shared a house in the Hamptons."
Tags:bug, bugs, infest, infests, infested, infestation, infestations, vermin, vermins, insect, insects, roach, roaches, cockroach, cockroaches, bug problem, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, squeamish, summer, summer vacation, summer holiday, creepy, scale, scaled, perspective, perspectives, centipede, centipedes, hamptons, talking animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize
"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bug, bugs, insect, insects, cockroach, cockroaches, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, date, dates, dating, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, heartbreak, heartbroken, ddt, d.d.t., dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, insecticide, pesticide, survivor, survivors, survival, get over, tough, strong, pest control, pest management, exterminator, exterminators, chemical, chemicals, chemist, chemists
A man sits in an armchair with seven flies or other insects, framed on his wall; he has a fly-swatter in his hand.
"Those are my parents. Aren't they terrific?"
Tags:caterpillar, caterpillars, butterfly, butterflies, bug, bugs, insect, insects, animal, animals, proud, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, fathering, son, sons, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, daughter, daughters, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, mothering
'... And this watch comes with lifetime warranty.'
Tags:fly, flies, flying, insect, insects, bug, bugs, pest, pests, watch, watches, watching, time, times, timepiece, timepieces, lifetime, life, lifespan, warranty, lifetime warranty, life span, span, warranties, salesman, salesmen, sales, sale, sell, selling, customer service, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I can say with certainty that we can all look forward to a great summer season."
'Pilates. Yoga. Maybe a new strain of tai chi. Whatever! We've got to end it before the entire herd is infected.'
Tags:pilates, yoga, tai chi, cow, cows, bull, bulls, exercise, exercises, exercising, infect, infects, infected, infectious, addict, addicts, addictive, addicted, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, herd, herds, herder, herders, herded, bug, bugs, disease, diseases, hooked, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Is this a foreleg? Back leg? Antenna?....'
Tags:insect, insects, bug, bugs, cockroach, cockroaches, basketball, injury, injuries, sports injury, sports injuries, athletic trainer, athletic trainers, medic, medics, broken leg, broken legs, confuse, confuses, confused, confusion, first aid, first aiders, first aider, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.
Tags:ski, skiing, skier, skiers, skis, skied, snow, snows, snowing, snowed, snow, snow sport, snow sports, winter sport, winter sports, snowboard, snowboarding, snowboards, snowboarder, snowboarders, ski lift, ski lifts, ski lifting, bug, bugs, bugging, pest, pests, cockroach, cockroachesin the bleachers
Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!
'Loosen your bindings.'
Tags:insect, insects, bug, bugs, skiing, skier, skiers, skis, ski, skiing holiday, skiing holidays, skiing vacation, skiing vacations, skiing accident, skiing accidents, skiing injury, skiing injuries, binding, bindings, broken leg, broken legs, mountain, mountains, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."
Tags:selfish, self-interest, self-interested, prayer, prayers, pray, prays, praying, peace on earth, world peace, nature, animal, animals, selfishness, bug, bugs, turtle, turtles, chipmunk, chipmunks, frog, frogs, crow, crows, god, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical, species, preference, preferences, self-involved
'That's a nice gift, Bobby, but I asked for SHIP in a bottle.'
Famous Ant Haikus.
"I, myself, love your idea, Peterman, but the buzz on the street is not good."
"It's refreshing to find a killer bee who's pro capital punishment."
'So...where do you see yourself in 5 minutes time?'
"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."
Tags:flu, flues, influenza, cold, colds common cold, common colds, waiting room, waiting rooms, doctor appointment, doctor appointments, infection, infections, bug, bugs, interior, interiors, infectious disease, infectious diseases, hospital, hospitals, breeding ground, breeding grounds, petri dish, petri dishes