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'Let me just check the code book.'
What code violations?
'I love being a building inspector.'
'Well, little pigs, maybe I couldn't blow your house down .... but I checked with City Hall and found out you guys didn't apply for a building permit ...'
"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"
"So you need money for municipal bribes to get your pyramids rezoned for cemetery use."
"I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week."
"Sound like the first two little pigs should have stuck with legal building codes."
'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'
Great. So now I have to find the elevator?
"Like it says here, none of these pillars are to code, you've built in protected habitat, and you're not using Druid labor. Construction stops till these issues are rectified."