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'I haven't found anything wrong yet, but it's OK for you to go ahead and worry a bit longer.'
'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'
'No, they're not a bribe, Inspector. They just don't fit me.'
'I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week.'
'I don't care what he does, I'm not bowing this time.'
'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''
'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'
What makes you think this room wasn't wired properly?
"I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week."
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"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."
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"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."
"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."
'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'
'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'
'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'
'Do you always dress this formally for a building inspection?'
'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'
'I love doing surprise inspections.'
'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'
Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.
'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'
'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'
'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'
'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'
'You have planning permission I presume.'