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'Well Mr. Jenkins it may be historically accurate, but it doesn't really comply with planning permission as an extension to your bungalow.'
'Let me just check the code book.'
'I haven't found anything wrong yet, but it's OK for you to go ahead and worry a bit longer.'
'I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week.'
'No, they're not a bribe, Inspector. They just don't fit me.'
What code violations?
'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'
'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''
'I love being a building inspector.'
'I don't care what he does, I'm not bowing this time.'
'Say, aren't you Mrs. Wit who gave me such a hard time at the building permit office?'
Sign #243 that you've been idle too long: You discover things you can build without a permit.
'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'
'Ok, let's see your building permit'
Three Little Pigs Bribing a Building Inspector.
'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'
"I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week."
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"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."
'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'
"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."
'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'
'Say, aren't you the building inspector who gave us such a hard time when we were building a house last year?'
'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'
'They say he's toughest inspector around.'
'I love doing surprise inspections.'