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'Well Mr. Jenkins it may be historically accurate, but it doesn't really comply with planning permission as an extension to your bungalow.'
'Let me just check the code book.'
'I haven't found anything wrong yet, but it's OK for you to go ahead and worry a bit longer.'
'No, they're not a bribe, Inspector. They just don't fit me.'
What code violations?
'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'
'I love being a building inspector.'
'I don't care what he does, I'm not bowing this time.'
Sign #243 that you've been idle too long: You discover things you can build without a permit.
Three Little Pigs Bribing a Building Inspector.
'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'
"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."
'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'
"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."
'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'
'Say, aren't you the building inspector who gave us such a hard time when we were building a house last year?'
'They say he's toughest inspector around.'
'Do you always dress this formally for a building inspection?'
At a planning department a contractor is forced to jump through a flaming hoop held up by a building inspector.
'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'
'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'
'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'
'You have planning permission I presume.'
'I'm sorry, but this is zoned for a kosher deli.'
Building site. 'Going to be a new tv station.'