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"It's always nice to meet other alumni from Screw U!"
"My husband used his rejected manuscripts to make these columns."
"I'm not sure making phones out of asbestos solves the problem."
"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."
Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."
'Ok! Whose bright idea was it to make a house out of gingerbread?'
'The good news is you don't have termites. The bad news is you have beavers.'
Male and Female Toilets for Bolts and Nuts
Tudor School of Architecture - Wattle and Daub.
'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'
"God, don't you just hate it when you get an RSJ stuck between your teeth."
"Builder's tea? Due to an unforeseen rise in material costs, that'll be £22.40."
"Straw, sticks and bricks are in aisle seventeen. Wolf repellent is in aisle four."