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'This is the last time I leave my blueprints where my kid can get his hands on them.'
'I could be wrong, but I don't think that was supposed to be in the design. That's a coffee stain.'
Clear construction agreements are important.
"This little squiggle? That's smoke coming out of the chimney."
'Here's the state of the art gym, here's the coffee bar and internet cafe ... oh, yeah - and this little thing over here is the new sanctuary.'
'Wait, wait, stop!'
"Millimetres or centimetres? Check the plan."
"What an eyesore - I'd make the damn architect live in 'em."
"And I still say they're too pointy..."
'And right here we've left room for a possible school.'
Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.
'Bugger' (upside down pyramid plans).
"It's approximately the size of 6 football fields...that's 315,900 dartboards to you."
'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'
'Let's take another look at the plans, shall we?'
'Oh, shoot! That's an 'H.'