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"Would it be possible for you to totally exaggerate how much it will cost and how long it will take, so we'll be pleasantly surprised at the end?"
"Well, you said you wanted an island."
Tags:kitchen island, kitchen islands, desert island, desert islands, deserted island, deserted islands, builder, builders, cowboy builder, cowboy builders, building project, kitchen, kitchens, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, food preparation, kitchen upgrade, kitchen upgrades, home improvement, home improvements
"Your people will remember you for the money you saved them by not building a pyramid."
Tags:egypt, ancient egypt, history, pharaoh, pharaohs, servant, servant, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, pyramid, pyramids, monument, monuments, landmark, landmarks, memorial, memorials, tomb, tombs, death, preparing for death, funeral, desert, government, taxes, tax, construct, construction, construction project, construction projects, build, building project, building projects, saving money, public funds, waste, wasteful spending
Men Looking Down a Hole
'Ark, Noah - not arc!'
"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"
"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."
Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.
Traffic Jam in Ancient Egypt
Another quality job by Bulldozing for the Hell of It, Inc.
'It celebrates man's ability to move large, stone objects.'
"If your community allows us to build our damn we'll provide free wifi for the whole forest."
"This submission is from a New York firm of architects."
Tags:architect, architects, architecture, submission, submissions, tender, skyscraper, skyscrapers, inappropriate, overkill, building, buildings, tall building, tall buildings, architectural statement, disproportionate, incongruous, building project, construction project, building projects, construction projects, construction contract, construction contracts, up for tender, tender submission, tender submissions, town planner, town planners, town planning, overambitious
"They just don't build hedges like they used to."
"The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones."
Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.
"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."
Tags:architect, architects, architecture, architectures, stonehenge, blueprint, blueprints, blue-print, blue-prints, builder, builders, cowboy builder, cowboy builders, stone circle, stone circles, cost cutting, cost-cutting, cutting cost, cutting costs, economizing, economising, building project, building projects
"What are all your chickens doing out here?"
"You got the plans upside down. . .This should be a well."
"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."
'My hubby is a self made man.'
"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."
"Guys, if you don't fill in your timesheets properly, we won't be able to plan future dam projects effectively..."