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'My property was okayed, but they said my life structure has serious code violations.'
'Let me just check the code book.'
'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'
Three Little Pigs Bribing a Building Inspector.
D.C. Building Height Limits.
"Whatever the heck it is, it was built exactly to specifications."
"Our records show that you haven't filed an environmental impact statement."
"Do you have planning permission for the extra shoe?"
"Sound like the first two little pigs should have stuck with legal building codes."
'Say, aren't you the building inspector who gave us such a hard time when we were building a house last year?'
'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'
'Come on, dad...why would anyone follow a witch into a gingerbread house? It clearly wasn't built to code.'
'Don't worry, sir. There's no building modification that can't be made with enough money.'
'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of what the contract says goes into the front porch quite clearly states ... '
'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'
'Dog kennels do not need planning permission.'
An inspector saying to a witch in front of a gingerbread house, 'Sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use lo-cal hi-fiber wood here.
'So, we agree. A Marzipan Extension to a Gingerbread Cottage, 'Does' meet Local Building Regulations!'
"Like it says here, none of these pillars are to code, you've built in protected habitat, and you're not using Druid labor. Construction stops till these issues are rectified."