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'You know I'm beginning to think that bank that bought us out were asset strippers.'
'Global Loan Corp. - we never say 'nyet'.'
Loans - "Yes I suppose it does clatter when it roles. Do you have any other collateral?"
STRIP Hambone: Strict mortgage rules
Your mortgage has been approved. Now you'll see just how fast a month can fly by.
'Building society. How much do you have in mind?'
'And the name of your bank, please?'
"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."
'Sorry sir, we've changed our policy...now we don't care.'
"I lent you money on condition that you were reckless, and you saved it!"
'The bank wants to give us $5,000 to get out of debt.'
'We can't go on meeting like this. I'm losing too much interest.'
'Bless you, kind sir.'
A man leaving the bank with loan contract and wearing a necklace with GPS tracking system.
'Wheelbarrow for the money...' 'How much do you have in mind?'
'You pay back the loan to get married. Why don't you reposses my wife? '
Manager looking at himself in mirror: 'A loan, certainly.'
'What do you want the money for?'
Loans: say please.
'Making me laugh is not going to help your overdraft '
Bank...formed 1893, merged 1971, saved by the Federal Government 1989.
'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'
And the name of your bank, please?